Scepter. His name is Prince (and he is funky).

It's a zen riddle: If a joke has no humor, can it ever go over someone's head?

Please provide any/all details about this encounter. After walking past some JWs the other day, my wife says that the only one she'd ever let in our home would be Prince.

How am I the first to do this? Oh well, here goes:

Find a copy of Backbreaker for the 360. The controls will take some getting used to, but it is the best video game football action you can get.

How could you leave out Rob Delaney's nuke attack? I know he's the King of Twitter but his tweet on this subject is one of the reasons.

Maybe it's because I'm Canadian but I swear I read "Bears" and thought "you know, I'm not sure." Although the Grizzlies are long gone...

Ugh, you idiot. It's the fact that it could come from any man at ANY time and despite a polite outwardly appearance a lot of men can turn their attitudes on a dime and create an incredibly hostile situation for any woman, ranging from verbal harassment to mild physical abuse to serious physical assault and rape. You…

Love it! This is my first dance at my wedding in 2 months!

That's business as usual in Canada. Anything less than total hockey dominance brings shame upon the entire nation.

This is missing the ACTUAL McChicken, which is still sold in Canada but was replaced in America a few years ago. I was so disappointed when I ordered a McChicken off the dollar menu only to receive what we refer to in Canada as a Junior Chicken.

I will let every country club around the world know they need to change their names now because one woman cannot let go of her obsession with a word that means like 15 different things. I will also yell at all the children building clubhouses and attending The Boys and Girls Club. And of course, all the baseball…

It's a sports bar, not a dance club. In related news, a club sandwich does not contain glowsticks and electronic music and a club foot is nowhere near as fun as it sounds.

This makes me want to cry. I'll be hugging my Iranian fiancee extra tight when she gets home.

My sport cap on my Klean Kanteen is attached to the bottle. Makes drinking out of it way easier too.

Book of Eli is a plus side? Hearing he wrote After Earth on top of that isn't filling me with confidence. Maybe everything forever getting sequels and reboots and ruined is actually a roundabout way of forwarding the Buddhist teaching to lose all attachments in this world. I no longer cling to the nostalgic remnants…

Pretty sure Thomas Friedman was on that ship.

Trent Richardson trade.

The first part explains the rest. Unless you're Canadian you can't possibly imagine how massive a cultural entity hockey is here. It's tied to our national identity in ways you can't imagine if you've only ever watched ESPN/FOX/NBC sports coverage. For example, recently after a night with playoff hockey and…

Brb, waking up my Iranian wife and hugging her as tight as I possible can.