I think he's trying to jump on the horse to sit on it and doesn't quite understand that the whole thing is alive.

Dog people. So much work.

This was a delightful end to a nauseating thread. Thank you sincerely.

Every year the NFL has rookies filmed for all sorts of reasons: pre-draft hype shows interviewing their families, a show detailing the entire draft process from the perspective of the rookies, constant interviews on NFL Network, etc. Why is this so egregious to people?

It's not *just* because it's delicious that so many people get fried chicken as a last meal. I tried to imagine my own and immediately imagined myself ordering a shit-ton of fried chicken not just to eat but to extract final revenge on my killers after my body does what bodies do when they die. Death poop is gross,…

A cherry on top of a shit sundae is known as a Don Cherry.

Oh, no one is saying Canucks fans don't suck. They most certainly do.

Just a game, bro.

What? No, that's stupid it is amazing here. He's just a dick.

Came here to say this. Black Black or GTFO.

Actually, the point of the movie is to give baby boomers a 2+ hour handjob and congratulate them on being so great that even a half-retarded guy could have stumbled ass-backwards into the historic moments that defined the generation.

Dogs are like slaves except you have to do all the work. I'm sorry no human relationship has been able to compete with the admiration your dog gives you but that just means your inner life is sad, not that dogs are better than cats.

I was also surprised to see Sean P mentioned here. Such an underrated rapper and one of the funniest too. The only person I've ever let smoke Newports in my car.

"I play Tactical Intervention instead!" - nobody

Hahaha you maaaaaaaaad doggie...

No, I am sorry, but ALL Aquamen fuck fish.

He provides the balance to KD. Together, they are yin and yang, a perfect circle of basketball.

Allow me to help: Pearl Jam, to a normal person, have only 2 songs: Neil Young coming out of someone's ass or The Who coming out of someone's ass. Oh, and the one terrible Jimi Hendrix coming out of someone's ass song. Since Neil Young/The Who albums are still available, no one needs to waste time on the goat-bleating…

It's because he's good at basketball. Keep it under your hat though.

You forgot "500 hours of hockey talk/highlights in lieu of actual hockey because we pissed all our money away on Will Ferrell."