Only men not wearing black: Gay guy, Al Roker (black guy, so he's in purple), and Tim Tebow. Hmm...

Wait, are you, me?

How is this cat supposed to know you aren't just saying that to lure it there and hurt it? In that weather it can't afford to take risks with its survival and just because you want to fuck your stupid shit-eating dogs doesn't mean you need to make 50000 posts about why they're so great such wow very fuck off kitties…

"place one calloused hand on the Premier League title." I thought you weren't allowed to use hands, where'd all the callouses come from?

I haven't seen much of the show beyond a few clips, what exactly is subversive about the robot?

Pearl Jam AND the Patriots? He's just begging us to firebomb his house, huh?

My biggest video game-related regret is that I sold my Game Boy with that game when I was a teenager. So foolish. Whatever I did with the money was not worth it, I loved that fucking hamster.

To find someone on her level that she can relate to she had to marry someone that looks like Jay-Z. Do not tell me that Future President Beyonce has not had to struggle to get where she is.

Pictured: the average American's response to hockey.

I want that to be true so badly.

He's even getting breathalyzed at 4:20 pm (and 4:19) on the ticket.

God I love this team. I love KD. I love Westbrook. I love IBLOCKA and Sefolosha. But more than anything, I love me some Perk.

Colorado seems to like itself a lot and just legalized pot (much faster than Washington is, too). I have an aunt who lives there, maybe I should move.

Here's what I've found works best: Some rubbing alcohol, coarse salt and RICE. Put a bit of rice and salt in the bong, add just enough alcohol to move it around, and swish. Obviously take out the bowl and stem first as recommended here, and the swishing should take all the filth out of your bong. I promise you this…

Plus they have the whole history with the Hogs, so it's even more fitting.

You are addicted to a drug. Seek treatment.

Caffeine beat weed? Boring old caffeine? Fuck I hate coffee people. Voting for champagne out of spite.

I want to see this so badly but it's not playing in Canada. They don't care about our salvation :(

I think this article misunderstands what people complain about when they speak of "clickbait." I've always heard it used to describe Upworthy headlines designed to tease a big surprise/twist or Buzzfeed listicles that provide almost no content or information beyond a handful of gifs. Headlines always try to sell the…

Unrelated but your username is amazing and I applaud you for it.