EJ Manuel doesn't really = "being set" at QB and regardless, it's still the Bills. They're not quite the Browns, but they're close.

The musical hooks? Their music sounds like Third Eye Blind, the most basic bar rock music imaginable, with nothing discerning it from anything else except that horrible voice. Just because they play samey, nostalgia-dripping music doesn't mean they're a "traditional rock band." There's nothing traditional about being…

Don't do it. I know people who have traumatic flashbacks just from mentioning the word durian. The smell is the fruit's way of letting you know to stay away from it.

If custard was made of burnt onions and death, yes.

If you're doing spoken word it could be argued that having a good voice is even more important. Self-indulgent pretentious garbage any way you slice it. The video in the article has him singing btw, and he is horrible at it as he is at sing-speaking.

Every picture I see, that baby has the most concerned and unsettled look on its face that I've ever seen. It has the existential sadness of a fully-grown celebrity, though it still seems like it has hope left, as opposed to the committed-to-being-dead-inside sad eyes of Britney Spears.

I can't believe people let them get away with singing like that. I've never understood their popularity from the first moment I heard their music. I remain baffled how anyone can put up with that voice for more than a minute.

They're far better than The Hold Steady, the most boring band ever created with the most horrible singer I've ever heard. The Future Islands just seemed kinda bland but not offensive while The Hold Steady are actively bad. Their lyrics are so brutal, like an indie rock Mad Libs. "She woke up the next morning, with a…

I, too, consider soccer to be worse than 9/11.

It's crazy how believable that is.

Gamers are incredibly entitled and whiny. It's like they think video games got so popular because gamers (specifically, themselves) are so awesome rather than because games are fun.

Look at how long his comments are and how many of them there are. This is probably all he has.

They barely even toast it though. I imagine Cap'n Crunch must be like eating broken glass for you.

Even that font seems fucking racist.

The real winner is buttchugging.

That's because Foles would hold on to the ball and voluntarily take the sack rather than risk throwing a pick. Not really the o-line's fault when he went down so willingly.

The Beautiful Game.

In Canada, where hockey is religion, this has been incredibly common and I hate it immensely. Hockey's inferiority complex is second only to Canada's. Combine them and you've got some seriously miffed white people.

I don't really like Diddy Kong Racing...

"They only look non-elite because they're being measured against guys who are even more elite." Exactly. The fact that we have the NFL and can watch that instead, especially since the CFL often schedules games at the exact same times, shows just how non-elite they are. The game itself is just less elite too, what with…