I’m digging those Docs. I looked them up and they are on sale but sold out in my size unfortunately :(

you are giving me ideas and it needs to stop

Also she has MAGICAL POWERS because she’s super special. I’m glad the books ended when they did, she would have been a helluva Mary Sue. I guess the movies aged her a bit more than the books because here’s a picture I found.

I was a huge fangirl in middle school so I’ll fill you in. This is a rare human vampire baby hybrid that is weirdly beautiful and ages super fast. I never saw the movie but I assume the baby didn’t stay little for long. At the end of the book she’s a toddler but with older features. Also, not that you asked but the…

Here’s the real photo guys

Were you serious?

Parting from the family gifts? The fuck? Well, at least you got something out of it. All I got from my last breakup was tears. Lots of tears. Sidenote: I’m really curious what they got you, but you probably don’t remember that.

Yeah, that was her afterparty outfit

I’m on a new medication that, incidentally, they prescribe to cancer patients to stimulate appetite. I’ve been on it for days and not eaten much but it suddenly kicked in an hour ago and I pretty much ate everything in sight and now I feel like I’m going into a sugar coma. Damn it, everything was going so well!

I don’t see why he would have a bodyguard as a kid. He was not a child star. At most, he was a teenager around 16 or 17

Noooooo Jared Leto

Oh my god... somewhere there is a girl walking around who thinks Banana Republic used to be a country and I love you for it.

I think it was sold to Lenovo :( My first laptop was IBM. Loved that little red tracker. My Mac will never measure up.

I’m on Team Gwynnie too! You’re right, it’s super fucking lonely. I’ve loved her ever since I saw her on a PBS Spain road trip thing. I think it was called On the Road Again? She was surprisingly charming and ate every single thing that was served to her. Her enthusiasm about food and Spanish culture was just super…

AMEN

I just avoided that whole deal by wearing a pantsuit to my senior project presentation. A+ would recommend to high school girls.

PaBLOW. it’s a blowfish.

Irrelevant but I nearly got my first tattoo with my friend tonight but found out the local tattoo shop was closed. Her response “it’s to protect drunk people like us!” I’m sure tomorrow I will be relieved but rn I’m just bitterly disappointed... it was going to be the ourobouros. Anyway I just finished my first year…

Eh, I grew up very close to the beach and I own a surfboard but I wouldn’t call myself a “surfer”