I’m a SoCal native and no one I know talks like that

That reminds me of Adam and Eve, and how Cain married his sister because how are you supposed to procreate if the only women in the world are your sister and your mom? That always squicked me out.

Crazier things have happened. If you’re a guy who lives in a big city and frequently gets into bar fights, you’re bound to punch a celebrity sooner or later. He probably wouldn’t have brought it up if I hadn’t mentioned the X-Files. Also, it’s not like he was trying to impress me-he said I was far too young for him &…

Glad you enjoyed :) Almost makes the hangover worth it

Heh, that’s part of my pop culture education! The X-Files is iconic! That particular episode came out a year before I was born. You’d be surprised at all the younger fans though, thanks to tumblr and Netflix! I have the X-Files poster on my wall and I actually dyed my hair red in high school and wanted to be a…

I haven’t seen this because I’m from Orange County and I’m scared.

I’ve never seen Star Wars! Plus I’m a teenager! I’m still trying to catch up on all the pop culture I missed from not being born yet.

Yeah, but only on the shoulder. He still went down, though. Not sure whether he deserved it. I’m half tempted to unleash “Tim’s” email on here haha.

Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, his precious face went unscathed-he fell on the floor after being punched on the shoulder. He was with his wife at the time-not the current one but the second one.

Haha perfect name! When I get my own place & 2 pets I’m naming them Mulder and Scully. Of course the dickish one is gonna be Mulder.

In short, he was drunk and being a dick. If you need more detail, you can see my reply to lacynictress.

RIP Queequeg :(

There’s not much to tell. David was drunk and took a swing at, let’s call him Tim, because he thought Tim bumped into him on purpose, but Tim ducked and punched him square in the jaw. He went DOWN. Tim also punched the guy who played Han Solo in Star Wars-I forget his name-because apparently a ton of movies film in…

Once, in a bar in Mexico, I met someone from Vancouver who punched David Duchovny in the face. He totally deserved it.

From the prof: “Removing your clothes is not required in this class. The course is not required for graduation. There are many ways to perform nudity or nakedness, summoning art history conventions of the nude or laying bare of one’s ‘traumatic’ or most fragile and vulnerable self. One can ‘be’ nude while being…

This hurts my ears

For the record, you don’t have to perform naked. You can perform fully clothed and show emotional vulnerability. It’s pretty clear Jezebel didn’t research this thoroughly.

It’s sorta like a Lifetime Achievement Award. Different schools have different requirements-with some, you have to apply for consideration and for others, you have to be nominated by a 3rd party-but yeah they don’t have a ton of merit.

Her father is from Barbados and is of Italian descent, and her mother is of Cape Verdean descent. So biracial.

AGREED. Mean Girls is just Heathers minus the great 80s hair, dark humor & all the murder.