One time I got my eyelid caught in a zipper putting on a quarter zip pullover. I think I was rushing to school and decided to start zipping while I was pulling it over my head? Excruciatingly painful and took a little while for my dad to extract the eyelid.

His relatives may have made mistakes lately but none of them have imprinted the horrifying contents of their kinky phone calls on my brain and for that reason alone Charles will always be my least favorite member of the Royal Family.

That’s a perfectly lovely gift at any age. Hope you don’t blame yourself.

animal agriculture is literally destroying our planet but sure let’s hate on the alternatives b/c it’s so hip and trendy right guys?

I see someone’s a fan of the X-Files!

Apparently that guy is a professional photographer who coerced a lot of young models like Melissa into doing nudes and then fucking him. She was with him before Glee. The abuser is her Glee co-star & ex-husband Blake Jenner-it’s the only timing that makes sense.

It is her ex-husband.

This is the first I’m hearing about not being supposed to wear menstrual cups with IUDs. I’m on my 2nd IUD and never had any problems. A quick internet search shows that this is not the conventional wisdom.

This is the first I’m hearing about not being supposed to wear menstrual cups with IUDs. I’m on my 2nd IUD and never…

Yup. Definitely barred by the public disclosure of private facts tort, and doesn’t meet the threshold for libel. They probably know this and simply want to voice their displeasure.

Oat milk is pretty damn comparable.

The light airiness of the donuts is part of the appeal. That, and the hot fresh glaze. They just melt into your mouth. But I get that some people prefer denser, cakier donuts.

Born and bred in SoCal and always loved going to the local Krispy Kreme until it closed down. I didn’t know anyone actually disliked Krispy Kreme?? Anyway I’ve always been fairly impartial to donuts besides Krispy Kreme, most donuts just can’t measure up.

Excuse you, Krispy Kreme makes the best donuts I’ve ever had. I think it’s the glaze and the freshness, and I’m surprised other donut stores haven’t caught on. It can’t be too hard to replicate, but the rare glazed donuts at stores just don’t taste the same :/

This is the best one and I’m sad it’s in the greys so more people won’t see it. Congrats on your happiness, you creep! ;)

Tom is straight, or at least bisexual. Has dated non-famous women who were not in the press at all.

Wrong. Who is used to refer to the subject of a sentence, while whom is used to refer to the object of a verb or preposition.

This is the most batshit crazy thing I’ve read today & that’s saying a lot. How many people actually ate the thing? Was it in all the dishes or just one? How was it served???

You’re confusing her with Lori Loughlin, who paid to get both kids into USC. Felicity’s kid didn’t even hear back from any schools before the cheating scandal broke. Honestly, I feel like her kid’s inability to get into her top choice school-and probably some others-because of her is probably punishment enough.

She is a sexual assault victim and wrote an article about it, which I thought was really brave at the time but now that she’s tearing apart other people’s stories... not so much.

Yup. She wrote an article about how she was sexually assaulted 3 times before she turned 20.