compared to the US version of soccer: watching the games on TV.

lower taxes -> for people in his social class (ie, his family)

when you speak, the only thing that will sit up with attention is my middle finger.

totally. i’m glad i grew up when i did - the proto-internet age when the most advanced thing in was AIM and facebook was only for college kids. i couldn’t imagine how these kids navigate the current dynamic. i’m legitimately worried society won’t see the affects of this for another decade or two, kind of like…

the democrats don’t control congress. you dumb bitch.

no shit.

the “whataboutism” with trumps comments about kim jong un’s human rights crimes was already mind numbing:

my favorite part of that gif is heyward running in just to point out which direction the brewers were running.

bingo. there are two institutions responsible for these sorts of events: the NRA, and the institution tasked with preserving the public good - our government - which cowers to the former for selfish disgusting reasons.

right, my mind jumps to “fat harley”

have they tried scheduling rutgers?

Cascadia was the whitest thing I’ve ever heard...until someone told me about goat yoga.

i like devos’ plan: get rid of all the schools...can’t have school shootings without schools.

well yea, his players are the perpetrators of those slides. of course he’s cool with it.

do you know how to read? if maddon believes in “old school” baseball rules, then he’d be cool with a pitcher headhunting the player who deserved it. in this case, rizzo deserves “old school” retribution.

something tells me that these “old school” baseball rules will suddenly disappear from the cubs lexicon when Rizzo see’s a four-seamer coming at his head.

exactly. “i’ll like you if you hate what i hate, even if it’s delusional shit we make up in our own heads”...there’s no hope for these people. they’re too gullible, too angry, and too intellectual lazy to think or behave any differently (ie, turning off fox news).

“that was embarrassing, but at least i’m not a met” - mini hot dog

until they can find a way to beat the fox news/am radio apparatus, none of this will matter.

to most offensive way to disrespect the flag is making fun of a vietnam POW with brain cancer or trashing gold star family members kneeling for a song