Why are wax museums a thing at all?

Haunted isn’t a deal breaker for me, but aluminum/vinyl siding is. Ugh.

I do not for the life of me understand the appeal of wax museums. I really, really don’t get it.

48?!?! are you kidding me?

PAUL RUDD IS 48??? Fuck. Dude *is* a vampire.

I don’t count them as I don’t accept Steve and Agent 13 as a couple. There is only one love story in Civil War and that’s Steve/Bucky. Everyone knows that kiss between her and Steve was to throw us off the scent. They did everything but flash “no homo!” on the screen as they kissed.

And a ten year gap between 48 and 38 isn’t as egregiously “here’s your firm young reward!” as with an eighteen year old or something.

I think we can agree that Rachel upgraded BIGLY.

I would love to see Captain America recast with a woman just to see the seething nerd rage.

I can see it now!

The hymen is the most misunderstood part of human anatomy.

I mean, she just sold over a million albums in the first week though, so I think she’s out of the hole? She may have screwed up, but Kanye’s been an ass too, and I think they’re both doing fine.

I’m pretty meh on Taylor but I really really hate her bangs. Don’t know why, just do. Same with Anna Faris, hate bangs on her too. Waving my shallow flag with vigor right now.

Your opinion is wrong and I’m embarrassed for you.

I hate this narrative.

Keep it up. Tell the truth and shame the devil! #tellit

Look, even Sean Hannity called it a fucking clip. Nobody gives a shit about you donning your Captain Pedantic cape when people are dying and at least someone (including the fucking NRA of all groups) is down to try something to fix the issue at hand.

Distinction without a difference as far as I’m concerned. It’s just a way for people to be pedantic and feel like they’re taking part in a discussion that they have nothing to contribute.

WGAF