Ok, I don’t want to overstep my boundaries here, but as a man I will say that your husband needs to get the fuck over himself, go jack off in a cup, and have the sperm tested.

BRB

Fuck. You. Kirstie Alley. Fuck you so much.

What.

Clearly she’s leading the investigation on behalf of the FBI. /s

“You can’t legislate against evil.”

“I have a granddaughter now I’d like to see as much as I can. I don’t want to spend my life on the road.” Jesus, that is heartbreaking. RIP Mr. Petty.

I thought the same thing. “Warmest” seems such a weird word to use with condolences. I mean...it’s not even a commonly misused phrasing. It straight up is weird and uncomfortable.

A lot of the coverage is pointing out that is age is what stands out as being the oddest thing. But the profile for mass shooter is white. When a guy gets past middle age, the testosterone slump usually reduces this sort of risk. I wonder if the recent trend for testosterone replacement will change that profile.

Warmest condolences? These are victims of a mass shooting. Who talks like this?

OKC taught me how many poly couples spend an inordinate amount of time telling others how wonderful and evolved their relationship is... until you get involved with one or both and are either used as a sex toy or are caught in between the jealousies that said poly couple spent ages trying to convince others didn’t…

Why do the people who took vows of poverty and obedience need it so badly?

Not sure the kind of women you’re hanging out with but I’ve never heard any woman I know say that.

Actually, yes, I have been told that.

Fox has a type: they want to have hot women on their air that makes the old guys remember back in the day when they were studs and couldn’t get women like that to give them a second look.

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

If I was that guy, I’d have been like, no honey, my passion for cock is what made me gay.

“How much I’ve been moved and touched to see you in tears.”

I can’t wait until the woman who grew up as an heiresses’ daughter, in multiple multi-million dollar homes, who went to private schools and Columbia University, calls me a liberal elite.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should