I went to school with a girl named Kyle, and she would be in her early 30s now. :)

Treximet contains Imitrex (along with naproxen).

Steve actually had the form of pancreatic cancer that is MORE treatable (endocrine) than the other, much more common form (exocrine).

Still would

My immediate reaction when she said she had an IUD was: why doesn’t her husband just get a vasectomy?

Omg, I thought it was just me! That tweet is utterly indecipherable to me.

There are selective mutism camps now??? *Mind blown* I had selective mutism throughout my entire childhood, but never received any treatment for it because it just wasn’t a thing back then. I don’t think the term had even been invented yet. Your kids are so lucky to have a mom who is so understanding and actively…

Meetup.com

Ugh, never mind. Not worth it.

That, or making Election Day a federal holiday.

The only thing I care about is that Marine Le Pen didn’t win.

In what universe is Pat Toomey considered “moderate-leaning”? I am one of his constituents. He is EXTREMELY conservative and an absolute dick.

Sounds like he can’t sleep in places he doesn’t own. Probably an extension of his narcissism.

Rather than deporting people who actually make positive contributions to our country, can we deport Andrew Wakefield instead?

They’re first cousins, once removed (not the same thing as second cousins). In other words, Chuck is a first cousin of Amy’s father.

The women who aggressively sell Rodan + Fields on Facebook have all pre-ordered Ivanka’s book, no doubt.

I’ll ride it if Chris Evans is on it.

Never mind

Alan Colmes is dead, but even his corpse would do a better job than Sean Spicer.

Evergreen gif :)