I would have much preferred that to have been true.

Just came here to say, that hair color still looks awful on her.

OK, this has me dying. You’re never too old to be bossed around by Granny.

I’m super worried about Margaery and Loras at this point, and I’ll be pretty upset if one or both of them die because of Cersei’s bullshit.

Thoughts and feelings:

I shudder to think of my productivity gains should Jezebel disappear.

It really was devious of her to build that time machine and start mentioning in news articles beginning in 1994 that she loved hot sauce. Truly remarkable long con there.

Tweets have the time on them. Drumpf’s was at ... 2:22 p.m. (? I see 8:22 p.m., but I’m in Europe, and even Twitter links show my time, i think) and Hillary’s was at 2:27 p.m. So it took her staff of 823 exactly 5 minutes to come up with that.

Yes and yes. But I wonder if she employs a nanny.

He did this when he was 19, I’m sure he was far less tragic than I was at 17.

I had an emergency haircut or two. Usually involving gum or tree sap and copious amounts of peanut butter that was supposed to get it out but that’s a lie from the pit of hell.

1.) Devon Sawa is hilarious

Madonna remains thirstier than a marathoner in 100-degree weather.

@Aziz Ansari: The best part is that it’s above not merely a Mexican barbershop, but a Oaxacan one. God DAMN do I love Los Angeles.

Seriously. I get judgments and rude comments even though I’m home every day by like 5:30. I never expected parenting to be like this— I thought *some* of the other moms would have jobs.

I don’t think she’s talking about being home though— just being home more often and not being gone and totally preoccupied 24/7. It’s one thing to have a job, it’s another to miss drop off on the first day of kinder. And I say this as a mom who went back from PT to FT when kid #2 was just starting kinder— in a place…

That’s exactly why Rick Moranis got out of films and TV.

I was curious and looked it up, her son was born in 2011 and is likely starting kindergarten. I can see why that would be a time she’d likely want to be at home with the kids.

I want the High Sparrow to die horribly. I hate evangelical religion, I’ve been a little bummed by how obsessed this season has been with faith. At least the septon hanging out with the hound was all “maybe they’re all the same god, who the fuck knows!”

Also though? I love Davos so much.