Can you fucking imagine having to interact with Mark Wahlberg for seven months straight, 12-14 solid hours a day. That would break any sane mortal mind.

If he feels half as bad as I feel now by the time he’s my age, he’ll be four times as lucky as someone two thirds as... wait... carry the one...

She should replace her husband on Update and co-anchor with Sarah Sherman.

“Is that something I regret in our journey as Xbox? Absolutely,” he told Axios in an interview. “Do I think we came out of that experience better than we were going in? Yes, as a team, we kind of said those things won’t define us.”

At first I thought this was a case of the devs putting a bunch of bears in the out of bounds areas to beat the shit out of players who slipped past the wall. 

I’ll happily go back to the days of resolving labor disputes by dragging the bosses into the streets and bludgeoning them into submission.

My mom always told me not to judge a book by its cover, but is there anybody who looks at a photo of Bobby Kotick and doesn’t think “yup. That guy looks sleazy as fuck?” If you were making a movie and needed someone to play a smarmy, creepy, unscrupulous executive, you’d send a picture of Kotick to all your casting…

The plot thickens....predictably. I don’t think one human on earth bought that she was doing anything other than lip service in that tweet, likely due to some pressure like her severance being held over her. At this point, I dunno if Activision/Blizzard will ever be redeemable, even with a fully replacment of it’s…

So it turns out he’s a greedy prick who also mistreats women? Is he trying to run for President or something?

I have come to learn that I can ignore anyone still using the word “woke”.

I’m 40, watch a fair amount of Twitch, and honestly don’t care if some people are gaming, some are reacting to Youtube videos, some are licking mics, etc.  Everyone has their thing.  I watch for gaming, but I also watch poker streams, tabletop RPG streams, etc.  Keep yelling at those clouds though.

Let’s do this. I’ll start. This is Cleocatra, my rescue from a truckstop parking lot.

By the time the movie came out, I didn’t even care who her character was anymore. What a big ole ball of nothing. 

Ah, Something Awful. I still remember being weirded out by having to pay to join a forum and that you could get banned and have to pay again and that some people seemed to take an almost bizarre pleasure in being banned. More specifically, I loved the Ghost Story threads and still remember first reading all the Humper-…

if Lowtax had been more incompetent, SA would never have made it to the point needed for the many infinitely cooler and more creative people who built amazing things out of its bones.

The problem with the Mandarin twist in IM3 wasn’t the twist itself. It was the fact that the actual antagonist was just a generic white dude who in Extremis, the storyline IM3 is based on, was killed pretty early on and was merely an accomplice to Maya Hansen; the one who was actually distributing the virus to…

FIN FANG FOOM!

I found it even crazier that Shang-Chi himself was a complete cipher. Outside of the MCU that might be fine, but within it I can’t think of another Marvel protagonist who has had so little personality or actual character traits. Even worse because he’s surrounded on all sides by characters who are better defined and…

I wasn’t expecting exactly her taking over the organization, but rather Julia Louis-Dreyfuss showing up again to recruit her.

Hitman 3