No no no, but you don’t understand, I reaaaally want it. 

“The dealership dropped off a 2019 cx-5 GT Premium today and I LOVE IT. But the monthly is gonna be higher than I wanna pay.”

I literally can’t appreciate a car that costs 2M. Cars for me have zero value above $60,000. I don’t care if I become a millionaire, I’ll never buy a car worth more than that.

I personally have a Gigabyte gaming laptop (it’s a few years old, has the nVidia 980M) and it’s super reliable, the only issue I’ve ever had with it was the OS got corrupted once with an update (from Microsoft) and I had to reinstall Windows, but since it’s exclusively a gaming laptop I didn’t lose anything valuable…

You probably didn’t hear him first say “Becky, lemme smash”.

Once I was in Yellowstone in a bison-related traffic jam and out of the corner of my eye I saw a running bison. I watched him - partially making sure he wasn’t going to blindly run into my car - and saw what he was so determined to do. Because he LEAPED onto a lady bison and proceeded to attempt to make more bison. 

Bison are only cute when someone else is taking the close-up photos. In real life, they’re 2000 lbs of ornery horn-beast that respect nothing but blood and strength, and you have much less of both than they do. And they can run much, much faster than you think they could.

“Gender reveal devices” Very good sir, very good.👏

They’re unsaleable as power supplies. They just have to rebrand them to something else! Novelty toys. Gender-reveal devices. “The Amazing Sparking Fan Box!”

Agreed. I’ve never played Fortnite and likely never will, but the events and other things they chose to do with the game are all pretty interesting.

I’m in the over 30 crowd, and I still find this completely awesome. If not for the merge of actual mainstream pop culture in a video game, then definitely for the technical feat of it all. I’m honestly in awe thinking about how they pull this off - gathering tons of players in one space, online, and having…

you can tell it’s just a bunch of jaded 30 somethings but yes I agree with you. I don’t care for her music personally but the event itself, that it’s something that can be done and what it could be applied to for other things, that should get anyone excited with ideas. But ya know

Despite the grumpy commenters, and not having strong feelings one way or another about Ariana Grande, this is conceptually one of the coolest things I’ve seen in video games in recent years, and I would have been absolutely thrilled by it back in high school. The merging of a live music event and gaming into an…

That’s for children.

It does make sense. I mean, based on current real world information, racists are among the group least likely to seek out vaccinations or other medical assistance in the event of a zombie plague. I bet they just lost their MAGA hats in the zombie shuffle.

Wasn’t it also where Vicki Vale had been photographing war atrocities before turning up in Batman ‘89?

That would be character-appropriate on all counts.

That’s sexual assault.

It’s cute how you think the MCU balloon just got popped.

When did Hollywood decide that adding or subtracting a “The” was sufficient to distinguish between movies, even if they came out only a few years apart and feature overlap in casts? Anyway, I hope you all buy the debut album from my band, Beatles.