Any Massive Attack song. I dare you. 

Same. Love Kojima’s stories, hate the gameplay (well, at least after MGS 3). I do enjoy watching the games as cut scene collections on YouTube, though.

Troy Baker, probably the most famous male video game VA (he’s Joel from Last Of Us, amongst hundreds of other roles). He was in the original Death Stranding as the same character, yes.

I did build a little glider and flew it around before it timed out and disappeared and I died. Then I checked the quest log, which explicitly says “take a dive into hyrule”

Pretty sure the snow pants are after the snow section on purpose, as the whole cave before the snow area is to teach about cooking and elemental effects.

Wow, Kotaku really leaning into the adult entertaining SEO, despite none of the articles actually being about adult entertainers. You guys realize this is weird, right? Like, tell Jim Spanfeller this is weird.

Psychologist here! The Myers-Briggs is one of the oldest objective personality tests (as opposed to projective, like the Rorschach). It is extremely inaccurate, based on Jungian Archetypes from the 19th century, and no one uses it professionally anymore. Assuming your counselor was not a licensed psychologist, they…

I’m massively surprised in these days of cynicism and marketing/viral stunts etc that it isn’t obvious that this was done with the explicit permission of (and likely filming assistance from) her mother.

I mean, it’s a bald-faced ploy to get you to pay for two months instead of subscribing, watching the show you want, and then cancelling (basically what I do). 

Sounds a LOT more like Blaster Master. Almost exactly.

It is a very silly and enjoyable movie. Ironically, the closest comparison I could make is to Wet Hot American Summer, but much gorier.

I think you have a lot of cognitive dissonance you need to work out.

I remember paying $75 for Final Fantasy III (VI) in, what...1994?

Ditto!

Did the exact same thing with Jedi Fallen Order. Some games ramp you up to final boss (Hollow Knight). By the end of Jedi, I just wanted it to be over. And I liked the rest of the game! 

What an interesting point! Meanwhile, the Jews in Marvel either have boring sex lives (The Thing, Magneto) or are constantly horny and unsatisfied (Kitty Pryde) 

A lawyer in the NY and CA bars is not uncommon at ALL. 

Yes, OP might want to look up the term pornography. 

What are the drakengard and Bayonetta references? I can see, possibly, Yonah and the Shadowlord, but what else?

If the scuttlebutt is true, he has been hating working there since Covid. They were constantly cancelling, uncancelling, and announcing new podcasts, expecting him to produce like ten different shows a week because they didn’t have much other content.