“We have a high standard,” Jones said.

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

As an NBA basketball fan in general: YES. This is awesome.
As a Trail Blazers fan: DAMMIT.

This dude has eaten at least one person.

It’s all the years. Time is a flat circle, and Washington, Denver, and Jacksonville are always considering over-the-hill options.

#SimpsonsClipforEverything

“both games on Saturday will be used as prime evidence for those who want to expand the playoff format”

BIG DICK NICK! BIG DICK NICK! BIG DICK NICK!

Old empty stadium demolished to build taxpayer-funded new empty stadium.

Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

When his career is over they will say, “Dinwiddie almost have it all?”

Here’s your article: they are less then the sum of their parts, they don’t seem to like each other, and they are only get to get worse in the next few seasons as they commit to fully wasting the career of Wall.

It occurred to me the other day that a Knicks-Wizards deal will involve a pick-swap that somehow ends with both teams falling in the draft.

Chris, my man, what a fucking headline.  Bravo.

Who is this, “hermano” character?

I was thinking Michael Caine.

Plus one octopus falling out of a tree. 

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.

My comment was lame so I edited it to a period.