They’re only worried about election security in the (imaginary) situations where election insecurity benefits Democrats.

They really want this delusional, racist asshole to lose to Mango Unchained for some reason. Bernie should have taken the hint when Madame “Superpredators” cooked his ass in the general back in 2016.

They just wanted to milk what they could out of him, only to cut him before the pay raise he was due next season, and hopefully not pay for the surgery. Now, that will be $17 for that keg cup of beer i just gave you, please join the cue for the $20 hot dog, served on a pretzel bun.

Fixed! 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Real life Jules Winnfield right there. Amazing.

This is Deadspin, we all float down here.

I hope the Raiders drop him and nobody else signs him. That way, he'll be nobody's Burfict.

I hate my alma mater for thinking it needs to be, or is even capable of being, a good football team.

NBA fan math works like this:

LeBron 37 wins last year
+ Davis: 33 wins last year
———————

Time to round ‘em up!

Or my age and watching their kids play.

If I’m understanding the article, free throw percentage increases with each subsequent free throw on a given trip to the line. So, while Harden may shoot 80% from the line overall, he may shoot 77% on his first shot, 80% on his second and 83% on his third.

He’s active on the court, but from the very little footage of actual shooting they showed, his jumper still looks like a weird push/set shot that he starts at chest-high.  He’s pushing with his wrist rather than snapping it.

That’s...not fixing anything.

Truly this is the darkest timeline.

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

The Patriots are trash.

in much the same way that the Packers/Bears season opener was exactly what the NFL deserved, the Biden-Trump debates are exactly what this country deserves

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.