This happened to me yesterday. I was in a stall at the indoor pool of a private campground. The door was locked. I had been suffering “digestive distress” and felt that behind the locked door I could soon feel better. It was not to be. Some little girl yanked that door and open it swung. She hadn’t learned yet to…

Use conditioner!

Skip shave gel and use conditioner! Mach3 blades are the best.

I’m not one for prayer, but I will send some positive energy into the world on her behalf. She is a product of the world she was raised in, as are we all.

Older sisters are horrible.

I’m confused in general, but specifically by this:

I reacted to Demulen, OrthoTricyclen, another tri-phasal pill, and got pregnant on the only pill that didn’t make me crazy or feel sick. Was it Alesse? Can’t remember...kids are too noisy. I’m on year 7 with the Mirena, and it has been great. The only hormonal side effect has been sexy dreams during the first couple…

A boyfriend I had in 1996 seriously believed this...he was a chemistry major so you’d think he would be better informed but nope. He also thought that to get pregnant a man and woman had to have the same period. There is so much ignorance in the world.

“spending more quality time with your sick child”

That’s just lovely...I’m all warm and fuzzy ♡

I went out with a guy my height (5’7”) when I was 18 and it was all hunky dory. I had to break up with him as the family of kids I babysat all outgrew him. Their parents were both really tall and the youngest was taller than me when he was 11. It felt more wrong with every date to kiss a guy smaller than these…

The blizzard that falls out of the cup was not made to spec.

Condoms suck. I say this as soneone extremely sensitive to nonoxenol-9. MrPeaches and I used them for a bit after the first BabyPeaches was born. Turns out he is also extremely sensitive to nonoxenol-9.

I read the book ages and ages ago; it is the source of a favorite quote of mine, “What a strange heavy weight of mystery that can lie soft and heavy in one’s hand.”

Nip slips.

I went from a 38F to a 38C a little more than a year ago...best decision EVER.

Exceptional!

We did not have extravagant weddings. Hers was fancier than mine, while mine I whipped together and it was still great.

Now I can’t figure out how to edit it. *more sigh*

That was supposed to say 1am but autocorrect wanted me to look foolish. *sigh*