How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?

Here me out. We all know Miata Is Always The Answer, right?

Oh yes it is!

No one in this story seems particularly likable...

Would one photo of a dot have been too much to ask?

Car enthusiasts make a small fraction of people that use public roads and are not entitled to put everyone else that uses public roads at risk, not to mention break numerous laws, just to get their thrills.

lEfT wINg sKinNy jEAns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you, leave

Just want to, YET again, point out that this is an arithmetic average and as such, is subject to distortion by the relatively small volume of expensive cars.

The median new-car price, that is to say, the price at which 50% of new cars are less expensive than and 50% are more expensive than, is a much more realistic…

I’m glad they only hurt themselves and not anyone else. Everything about these events epitomizes the idea of a douchebag. It’s incredibly unsafe, braggy for the point of being braggy, wholly inconsiderate of the safety and well-being of anyone else, and generally gives the vibe of “I am the coolest fucking person on…

I believe you may have mistyped "commensurate"?

No. People that live near the stadium are decidedly NOT rich.

Exactly. The second you decide to race an Integra in your Viper, you’ve already lost. Because even if you win... well, congratulations your 8.4 L V10 managed to beat a 2.0 L 4 cylinder Japanese tuner car.

Death. Don’t forget death. 

Lemme guess, the tires were off by 1.5 PSI too?

Yep.  My car is somewhat quick, but I quickly realized that there is no benefit to racing anyone on the street.  The best possible outcome is you prove what everyone already knows or expects, that your car is faster/slower than the other.  There are numerous bad outcomes, including arrest, crashing, the other guy…

These drag races are dumb, but this is even dumber. What is the absolute best outcome? You prove you're faster than... an Integra? Does this surprise anyone? In the meantime, you might lose or worse. 

Never heard that, which is funny b/c I thought I’d heard all the racist terms out there; guess not.