Yeah, I kinda lost it at “Professionals are running the show.” I mean, we’re talking about a relatively innocuous instance of them not doing their job — but maybe they needed another year of seasoning at the D1 level of Silverware Distribution prior to going pro?

It has to be the biggest driver of traffic to the Gawker universe, right? Especially with Drew? Just axing the site seems like it would be a self-imposed death sentence.

I’m down for this and can probably find something else to do besides work, but WTF is going on today? Deadspin usually has MNF content all night, and nothing new this morning? 

We’re here for you, but notice that Deadspin is the only G/O (or whatever) site with no new content today. Is everyone there OK? 

We’re here for you, but notice that Deadspin is the only G/O (or whatever) site with no new content today. Is…

Your second paragraph gave me an idea for a new Jeopardy tournament: 1 week of Jennings, Rutter and Holzhauer squaring off, with a twist. Days 1-3 are standard Jeopardy days, everyone starts at $0, and scores are aggregated at the end. But on days 4 and 5, they can bet up to 75% of their aggregated winnings on any…

I need a ruling — does the seller get credit or a deduction for taking his pics in a cemetery? Is this truth in advertising or an ill omen?

Let’s not forget that NBA stars make a ton of cash pimping shoes in the Chinese market. LeBron may be salty that he’ll lose some cash of his own, too.  

From The Dublin Trilogy:

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

This. So much this. The idea of just backspacing alone, and not ctrl+backspace to get rid of the offending word in one multi-key-stroke, is absolutely insane.

Do you get extra Zwift points for screaming “WOOOOOOOO!!!” while you ride?

“Football is cool, but I’m really here for the forcible sodomy.”

I’m stunned she opened her mouth that wide after the wedding.

One word: Flintstones.

Sounds like our 1929 house in Miami - but add on that the exterior wasn’t plywood, but covered in 10’ lengths of 2x8” on the angle. With wood siding on top of that. Like your redwood, ours was dade county pine that was ridiculously heavy and strong because all the sap and resin was left inside (unlike modern…

Exactly. Except you know it won’t be a MILF, but a Karen who’s gonna hit you and then demand to speak to your manager.

This. So much this. I can’t comprehend that this dude did this project specifically to carry his kids around...

If you’re this scared of the snake, how did you get past all those badgers and mushrooms?

It just doesn’t seem nearly as clear-cut as the article makes it out to be.  He comes backwards and falls down right away, and the ball is outside of the end zone.  I agree that if he stayed on his feet he’d be fine, but he didn’t. And I’m pretty sure the Ole Miss coach just wanted the review so he could set up a play.