But it looks like Moore was pretty squarely in the endzone here

I won the MIL lottery. My wife, not so much.

+ all the kids are right

Two guys who asked me to spot them on the bench (separate occasions). I don’t need a spot; I know my limits, and the only spot I need is the fear of death. But these two dudes:

Some enterprising students will start a service that holds your phone in the stadium so you can GTFO and beat the line at Cook Out (or wherever). $10 per phone per game. Pick it up between 8 and 10 in their dorm room. Seems like an easy way to make a couple hundred bucks. 

I remember I was driving around and turned on the radio broadcast just in time to hear Mandich say, “Dammit it’s a touchdown.” IIRC, that made it 28-0 in the first quarter.

This scene is one of my favorites.  Just incredible. 

“Put him in the next plane to Venezuela!”

From: Steven Moran

Saw them in Miami in July. Took my two sons, we had an absolute blast. They sounded great and put on the most theatrical show I’ve ever seen.

The Good Place, Season 3 arrives on Tuesday 8/27.

It’s kind of comforting that, whenever I think I’ve fully explored the depths of stupidity, someone like Dan Dakich comes along to prove me wrong.  

Why are you in the greys?

Hey Michael - not only was Rich Kotite the last Eagles coach to beat the Saints in the playoffs, he was the last one to bang your mom.

I’m sorry. We’ve had 4 greys, and they were all excellent dogs with some really funny quirks. Glass doors, stairs, pools, mirrors...

This is the longest, most prolix “go fuck yourself” I’ve read in a while, and I love it so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

You, sir, definitely are what they say you are. +1.

Hey Kelley, how’s the dog?  HOW’S THE DOG, KELLEY?!?!

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

The statement, which essentially says, “Look, I don’t agree with all the racism, however, Donald Trump is my friend and I enjoy the tax cuts he gives me, so it’s cool for me to help him get re-elected,”