I think I found it one time on a blanket on Second Avenue, while I was walking towards St. Mark’s Place.

Ahem— “flake’s.”

That’s what you get when you date Antonio Alfonseca.

Gase improved the Dolphins twice: when he got fired, and when he joined the Jets.

Great! What’s your mom’s number again?

“Wah, wah, wah...”

I like the way you think.

She was on fire. But so was Levelle (until she got injured), who was all over the damn place. Lots of great performances today.

Am I wrong or is Dunn consistently getting beaten down the sideline?

Seems to have paid off 9:00 in.

Now we know why UD isn’t going to retire.  Pretty sure he’s the right guy to keep Butler from going apeshit again.

You must be exhausted.

Not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed.

So many questions.  Did he spread the frosting on the hot dog like a condiment, or did he dip the hot dog in the frosting like some kind of meat pixie stick?

9-0 now at 79'. Oops...

Gotta love the Inbred Empire.

Let’s be brutally honest -- looking at the family photo, the pitch is the fourth-worst thing in that twitter thread.

 a man who for his own health probably shouldn’t be playing football.

Usually, you have to pay extra for that.

I’ll be impressed when she does this at Santa Anita.