Spatulas aren’t free.

Since you mentioned his name twice (and others I haven’t ungreyed have as well), please DO NOT take my post as any support for Trump or what he said. That is not the case. I don’t think people are tuning out because of the flag, or the anthem, or Colin Kaepernick; there are just better entertainment options available…

Ok. Another poster has mentioned something similar. Isn’t that going to end eventually, though? If the viewership is declining, aren’t advertisers going to steer dollars somewhere else? There’s only a certain amount of penetration Miller Lite can get into a population, and if that population is shrinking they’ll have…

That sounds like a reasonable possibility. I’m definitely not an expert on how these contracts are negotiated, and assumed that there’s some value per eyeball, and fewer eyeballs means less aggregate value. Maybe that’s a bad assumption. I can see how spreading spending over the long tail of new platforms may not be…

I don’t think the NFL is failing. But the logical argument that “down is up” is wrong.

I’d give HST shit for this, but in fairness I made the same prediction back then and hadn’t taken NEARLY as many drugs as he had.

This reminds me of 2010, when I had a great year due to my niche in the legal industry, but my firm overall did not. My comp dropped about 5%. Others dropped 20%. My admin partner tried to convince me that this was like me getting a raise.

Exactly. Colombia should be in the “Are England” category.

Huh. I grew up near LA and never knew there was an actual Toluca Lake; I just thought it was the name of a city with reliably skanky girls.  

Who needs a clubhouse cancer at center like Howard when you have a clubhouse cancer at center like Hassan Whiteside?

Damn. This sucks. 

I have mocked mercilessly every one of these “Hey, I could do that thing those professional athletes are doing!” takes. I am dead certain that these takes are only floated by people who have never played against anyone who is really good (D1 or pro level) at anything. It doesn’t matter whether you played against a pro…

Yep. And Kareem was 28 when he joined the Lakers, and played there for 14 years.

Really, Dan? Let it flow. You know you’re pissed he won 2 championships in Miami and only one in Northeast Ohio. This is weak.

That’s the stuff!

I like how he listed his MVPs but not his rings.

What else did you expect from a fraud?

+2 hands in the air if you’s a true player

That signing is worth yelling about.