This is why I come here. For gifs and memes I can use in my next PowerPoint.  Thanks!

For one year, $15MM. I’m speechless.  Really, Houston, you weren’t going to match THAT?!?

It’s about integrity in commenting.

You fritter away 5 seconds to end a playoff game

Also, I just saw this picture from that Craigslist ad, and I can only assume he’s trying to shame his friend out of ever wearing those jorts again. Jesus, people, have some pride.

Careful with that one - look closely and you’ll see he’s throwing in the kid, too.

I think you have to file that under “mildly dickish.” They know what you’re doing and they’re being kinda dickish, but as long as they don’t scratch your car or park so close you can’t get in then you don’t have much to complain about. I put that three levels of dickishness below using the urinal right next to me, and…

My generation was so happy when he got elected. Now I wish he would step in front of a bus. He and Hillary have tried to destroy the party with the help of their apparatchiks like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

Outstanding. +2 hearts beating as one.

By way of contrast, even a XXXL can’t cover Brian Windhorst.

Ticktum? He came up from behind and fucking wrecked ‘em!

Trick question — the answer is always “the buffet line.”

“I mean, that was an outstanding performance by Sayer...I mean Sowrsh...er, Say-yorshe...oh fuck it, Sacramento sucks.”

Call him Bronny Lite ‘cuz he doesn’t have enough hops.

I guess it could...

Off a hot bitch's titties, right?

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That’s awesome and will definitely be in my next PowerPoint. Thanks!

I used to work for a boss that went the other direction. Everything was a priority. Except for the “high priority” assignments. And the “super high priority” assignments. And the “triple hi pri” (so high she couldn’t write out the words!) tasks. I think she had 5 levels of high priority.