Well, there goes any reason for me to see this film. Thanks.

See, that’s my point. The Showgirls scene is as unsexy as two people banging in a pool can possibly be. But is it sexier than artsy fishfucking?!? Inquiring minds want to know.

So what’s better — the fish fucking in Shape of Water, or Elizabeth Berkeley’s pool sex scene in Showgirls? Inquiring minds want to know but are too damn lazy to search for the SoW scene.

+ 2 sweepers 1 stone

And she’s thinking, “YET AGAIN I have to pretend this idiot knows what he’s doing right now...”

*demon whispers* Fear not; I shall return for the next Duke game.

My wife and I have made many, many Game of Thrones jokes about those two. I’m sure we’re not the only ones.

No no no, don’t take ‘em off, don’t take ‘em off.....leave ‘em on...OW MOTHERFUCKER!!

You may have figured it out. Todd MacFarlane paid $2.6mm for McGwire’s 70th home run ball; that was hit in 1998. So there has to be a limiter other than “sports event from the last 25 years.”

She was so stunned that she left her helmet and goggles on when NBC interviewed her!

finish She was in position to winwon the Gold in 2006 until sShe just gave it away at the finish line.

She’s the Dan Marino of snowboarding — one of the all time greats who never was able to put it together and win the biggest competition.

The answer is always Miata, and a bass player with a van.

Ayy, coño...

Listen to what Iha did with A Perfect Circle, and then compare that to Smashing Pumpkins. Corgan was clearly holding him back.

Yeah, but how are you gonna get down to shore?

That’s fine for you, but when I do it someone always threatens to get the police involved.

Stinkfist FTMFW.

Great, so the next brilliant spending bill will be, “Amscot!”

While those are great, you’re more likely to end up with something like Limp Bizkit covering “Behind Blue Eyes,” which really proves lucasthebeagle’s point.