I love Wade for what he brought here in the past. But he’s not going to help this Heat team. They move the ball around and run a more modern offense (or at least they try to). His constant ball-pounding, iso, flail-arms-to-get-a-foul-call style will not fit well. That and his atrocious defense.

There is only one thing you should ingest pre-workout...and that’s a pre-workout.

Seriously. That list is a veritable who’s who of “who?”

His man-crush on James Harrison was even more confusing. Even when the replay showed Harrison had been blocked, and really didn’t get to Foles, Collinsworth was acting like Harrison had gotten a sack, caused a fumble, returned the fumble for a TD, and cured AIDS all at the same time.

If you really want a project, do one with the V-4 and maybe swap in a Hayabusa in the other?

Dear god, the morning after would be horrendous. Now I understand where Terrance and Philip got their idea...

Other than personal guilt, what’s the cost to me? Does anyone ever find out? Can I keep my winnings from betting on the Eagles?

Wink wink nudge nudge say no more! Say no more!

Really, it’s ok. You dove right in and gave it your all, and we appreciate that. Just because we didn’t get all the way to the end doesn’t mean we didn’t enjoy the journey.

“fine mascots on both sides...”

It’s also how Strahan likes ‘em.

I did sprints for a while. For training, it seemed to me that my ordinary workouts needed to be double the race distance - so run 10k, swim a mile, and bike 25 or so. That gave me a comfortable level of conditioning.

I don’t even care about the facts, or about that stupid kid’s stupid second middle name. This made me laugh and deserves more stars. +350

There’s so many people to thank who has help this even become possible(so thank them all)

Like any of it fucking matters. Go blow a hobo.

+1. I’m crying.

I guess I need a new recipe for tuna salad.

If I catch you doing curls in the squat rack, I reserve the right to beat you with a kettlebell.

In fairness, Stew Leonard’s level of tax evasion takes generations to really perfect.

Greys are the best. And they absolutely will take over the couch if you give them a chance!