That’ll burn your eyebrows off. Strong stuff.

Dutch cheese oven

I’d bet that most, if not all, of that $400MM is a bridge loan and they need to bring in new investors to pay it off. So this move is probbaly both for debt service (which may be both P&I, so that is paying it off over time) and making the balance sheet and cash flows look better for potential…

He says he’s in good spirits, but when he’s all alone, I’m sure he’s Screaming in the Night.

“Hey, left Ball.”

Everybody brace yourself! There’s a pun war coming...

There are so many things about that book that are unintentional comedy gold. A book on street fighting, where the cover picture is in the middle of the woods? With a guy who could, maybe, threaten a bottle of Jergen’s? Wearing a scarf and gloves?

Make Accountz Reeceevin’ Great Again!

My kids are in high school and play lacrosse, and I’ve seen both sides of this kind of game. Their coach does what you suggest (pass the ball, no shooting, etc.), and it makes it worse. The losing team gets more and more frustrated, and fouls become worse. And in lacrosse, bad fouls can be BAD.

I’d tell the person behind That Guy to ride him down the slide like a mat at the water park...

Yeah, they’ll start hiring again any minute now.

How hard can it be to solve this crime? Are there really more than one or two joggers in Buffalo?

Fuck that. Eat the girl instead.

Came for this. I drove over that this morning! Guess I’m lucky I didn’t die (though really, that drive from Ft. Lauderdale to Miami is always dicey).

Only while I’m jerking off. Otherwise, no, because that would be weird.

Don’t be a little bitch.

Yet another reason I need to get a Gretsch. And a halter-top priest’s outfit.

I can’t wait for the next book featuring Nill O’Beill and Teve Torbes.

Finger snapping is also acceptable during dance-based gang fights.

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