It’s also in West Palm Beach — where there are no twisties for hundreds of miles. Just shitty, stop-and-go traffic on Military Trail and US1, both of which have fewer curves than Twiggy in her prime.

It wasn’t Belichick, it was his ex-girlfriend.

That wasn’t too bad. About as much as I’d expect from Brook. But I’ve been watching Udonis Haslem for the past 12 years, and he knows how to stop that kind of crap...

Someone else claims Brook set a hard screen. I guess there’s a first for everything...

No, I’m saying the PF is the weak-ass one for not helping out Lonzo. And yep, that’s usually part of the job description. Beverly was just being Beverly; no hate for him here.

Where’s the Lakers’ power forward? It’s his job to put a huge and hopefully questionable screen on Beverly. THAT’S the weak-ass motherfucker here.

+1 hand bra.

That song needs to be shot and left for dead in ditch.

That’s the actual description of Limp Bizkit’s guitar player. He dresses like a freak and does covers of other bands to get away from the fact that he’s playing guitar for Limp Bizkit. He even quit the band for a year or two — but he went back!

Seriously. This was a jinx of epic proportions.

Magically, barring second-half comebacks from Honduras and Panama, the USMNT is still fine,

I am so going to hell for laughing this hard at that video. Thanks.

He must’ve loved watching Spurrier as the coach at Florida — I’ve never seen someone run up the score so high on a game show. It’s otherworldly.

+1 . Whey to go.

No idea, but Dick Van Patten is enough of a bitch to be from Sacramento. I bet Susan was a freak, though. And they needed a house that big with that many kids.

The game’s easy mode has you based out of SF because that way you don’t eat into your productive driving hours by commuting to the city. On the hard mode, you have to drive 2 hrs into the city or stay in Sacramento. Which is a shithole.

In my house, we call that turfuckin’.

fuck this shit.