You know this.

Thankfully, he’ll have an entire year to straighten up; hopefully, he will eventually be able to look at himself in the mirror.

You all passed out at once?

I will use only the finest butters and oils.

“Roger, if you really want unity, you’ll have to prove it. Now get over here and suck my cock.”

You just know he’s going to wash your shit in hot water. Evil!

The worst thing is that none of them seems troubled by the possibility that they are less enlightened than Gronk.

She also absolutely hates doggy-style.

Saints at Dolphins (London): God, the Dolphins should pay Trump some kind of tribute for drawing attention away from the fact that they got housed by the JETS. You belong in Supermax for losing to the Jets.

Sorry. My parents are Illini. I’m old, so I remember a lot. I ran into Kendall Gill right before he went pro — we were in the men’s room of some bad, small sports bar as my family was killing time between the ceremony and reception of my cousin’s wedding. (Sadly and fittingly, they divorced shortly afterwards.) Nick…

“Reek eyed the hot dog. It was topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweetpickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, pickled sport peppers and a dash of celery salt. But not, thank the Many-Faced God, with ketchup. That obscenity would be too much to bear.”

I bow to your superior knowledge of OSU hoops! Unfortunately for Underwood, Illinois is a fine, upstanding institution that would never cheat. Oh wait: http://abovethelaw.com/2012/07/university-of-illinois-law-school-fined-and-censured-for-inflated-lsat-scandal/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Ray_Joel

Lol. Actually, I think the OSU head coach is new this year — but the assistant was there last year with the guy who got fired for losing.

Oklahoma State was cheating, too, and that got them exactly fuck-all. So there must have been something more to it, right?

You said “hung”

That pic is going to get a starring role in my next PowerPoint. Last time it was this one:

Tell Justin that some anonymous internet dipshit loves their stuff. This new album does rock. And seeing as that AID is also a wannabe guitar player, I am jealous and in awe of how good those touring and recording pros really are.

MC900 Foot Jesus — If I Only Had a Brain