“Sit down, Lars!” always gets me.

I came here looking for this; glad someone else raised it first. What the hell was in that stuff? Do you have a recipe? I only have memories. Since Mrs. Biyombo is Cuban and does not know the joy of tuna casserole, I should probably put all of that hurricane tuna to good use...

I went to the Vandy/’Bama “game” this weekend, and saw someone wearing a Stabler ‘Bama jersey.

8. Getting hit by Cassini Planet X

Seriously. And there has to be a good percentage that are scrap anyway. So on the last day of every month, figure out how many you need to sell to hit the goal of 20 for the month, and sell the worst of that number to the scrap heap.

So this is Dan Gilbert?

Beautiful. Never stop never stopping. +1

Agreed. These guys rock. I like the “minimal but loud” thing they have going, kind of like Death From Above 1979 (drum and huge distorted bass guitar only).

I am now very concerned that my shower has its own Tumblr page...

Their forward line is legendary, but their goalie is the tits.

Good luck to you and yours. I’m in Miami, I’ve lived here through everything from Andrew to present, and am really hoping this one passes us by.

You can’t stop there, though. The shitburger CONCACAF teams are still better than some of the ass-tastic African and Middle Eastern teams that will make it. So the argument isn’t really whether the US deserves it because Argentina and/or Chile won’t get in, but how fucked up the whole system is.

Why did I have to scroll so far down to see this?!?

D.J. Reader does not believe in fucking dinosaurs.

You really need to learn about more about Llamas before you go around passing judgment. Here is some interesting information about Llamas.

I’d love to see someone get to restricted free agency, then sign a multi-year deal that has a player option after the first year. Make it kind of a poison pill for the original team - “do you really want to match this?”

I remember listening to the radio broadcast. When they went down 28-7 in the first quarter the local Miami guy’s call was, “Dammit, it’s a touchdown.” Just brutal.

Jesus, this asshole has tan lines from his mantits. Cannot unsee.

Hey RazoE — sounds like a Tommy burger.