Sorry I only have one star for you. Fuck this guy.

Edit. I’m an idiot.

“My offensive line is a fish.”

I knew exactly what was coming and I’m still crying.

You should’ve been out of the greys based on your handle alone.

Same! I watched that first Premier League match and loved the fact that their stadium is smaller than some high school stadiums.

Yep. TIL that Eagles fans need an editor more than Steven fucking King.

That would also explain why they keep it at the dealership. Good luck explaining to your insurance company why that “unsold” LFA got hit by a tree branch in your driveway. I also bet they are very, very careful not to trip any covenants about how many miles are on those babies...

I’m curious if the cost is still being carried by the floor plan lender.

Sorry not sorry. I know you’re referring to the text, but all I can think of is:

Seriously. Every now and then you see something like that and realize, “That’s bullshit I will never have to deal with.”

Apparently so, which is horrifying. Wow.

“Pegula” sounds like the world’s worst erotic horror film.

Not to mention that you would save huge amounts of money because you would have no remorse about dumping every single member of his crew. GTFO!

I’d hit it.

Thanks!

Thanks!

The Christian Hackenberg Experience

Now it looks like prototype costuming for an adaptation of the Culture novels that is entirely too expensive to film!

There was a play where the opposing QB evaded a sack and scrambled for a first down. The dad proceeds to get up and scream, “Are you fucking shitting me!? I have seen more contact in prison rapes!”