Several retailers have promised to sell the Bluetooth model for $100 on Black Friday

Several retailers have promised to sell the Bluetooth model for $100 on Black Friday

Sunday he kicked like someone had a stranglehold on him.

Yeah, but they never let you watch their rallies.

I got past all of that, just to hit “less 1st place votes” and my boner got much fewer.

Teammates: You can go for the money and safety and stuffs but we’ll be here making losing memories!

ANDY — you know what you’ve gotta do. Regift those fuckers. Buy some new socks, switch the labels over, and boom — there’s your secret Santa gift. Let someone call you on it.

This seems like a no-brainer. Ever smelled a sheep? They fucking stink. Wet sheep? Worse.

I like your style. We also would accept:

That sucks. May the Gods of Re-Ungreying smile upon you soon!

Wait, you’re in the greys now?

Dude moves like Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein.

This is your best post ever.

I can see that; it’s a great description of Kerry’s platform. I think you are correct that Gore’s was a little different — more of a “let’s keep Bill’s good times rolling” platform. We didn’t know then why we should be terrified at a GWB presidency.

First, thanks for reminding me of Jeb’s alias — here I was thinking, “Why don’t I remember reading more from this guy?” and now I know that I did and I enjoyed it.

I’ve always taken a broader view — why limit the objects of my scorn? There’s enough hate in my heart for everyone.

They left out the last part:

Or, maybe, if you’re going to foul him anyway, REALLY FUCKING FOUL HIM.

Living in a swing state this election has been even more insane than normal. That’s why I sent this to my friends this morning:

He has a face for radio and a voice for print work.

I grew up in La Canada back in the 80's and all we heard every weekend was the high-pitched whine of Japanese sportbikes.