Fuck him, fuck you, and fuck anyone else who does this stupid bullshit on public roads because you “love speed.” Go to a track.

From what I can tell, yes it is being published under the pseudonym. But I don’t have a dog in this fight either way - her stuff doesn’t sound like the escapist stuff I read after my serious-enough workday.

The only interesting thing was something I gleaned from the comments - this author is releasing a book of autobiographical essays. There’s some concern she may be using James Frey’s definition of “autobiographical.”

Oh wow. Laughing at that is another entry in the long list of reasons I’m going to hell. +1

I grew up next to the Angeles Crest National Forest. Our street dead-ended into the forest area. The lady at the end of the street killed 7 rattlers one summer in a variety of ways, including beating them with a shovel. But my favorite was when she got up on a retaining wall and dropped a large rock on one of them.…

Even better to have “fuck me, then fuck off” money...

Edward Furlong is an annoying little fucker

Never knew there was an Elder Party! Unfortunately, it looks like their website is no longer functional and they don’t sell stuff (http://meatees.myshopify.com/blogs/the-elder-party). But there’s plenty of crap on CafePress.

Can’t stop laughing and crying. Thanks!

If so -- sorry, Steve? But at least I got you to wear shower shoes, which is really what you should have been doing anyway. But now I know that wasn’t me, because my slob of a roommate would never have worn shower shoes.

Maybe we average out then...

Gottta un-grey this because it’s great.

Woo hoo! Let’s make this the confessional thread.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

“She not even that pretty tho.”

I would have to go back to 1988 to really feel this unhappy about whom I’m voting for. And even then, it was more “blah” than this time, where I’m really pinching my nose. But agreed on the Stein/Johnson thing.

See, I remember thinking the same thing in 2000 about Nader. But that didn’t work out so well, did it? And consider the ramifications, especially if the House and Senate stay Republican. Protest votes could be really destructive.

I feel like Hillary took a dark turn after Bill’s presidency and all the shit she took. Kind of like McCain took a dark turn after he lost the nomination in 2000 due to the racist rumors spread in South Carolina. You would think the lesson she would have learned from the Whitewater shit would have been, “don’t put…

I’m in Florida. Unfortunately, we both have to consider the fact that we’re in battleground states that actually could decide this thing.