I can’t identify the worst part of this — the headline, the text of the post, or Patrick’s replies. This is the blog equivalent of the Raptors’ defense.

I learned (back in the 80's) on a 67 Mustang with an f’d up 289 (we joked it was a V6-1/2), 3 speed stick. We lived in the foothills outside LA. My sister drove it there for two years, and I drove it for two more. Somehow the clutch survived everything. My parents sold it when we moved. I think they bought it for…

I would have no choice but to drop the bar on my own neck...

I liked the use of “Hunger Strike” for the Buffalo Wild Wings tweet. But I’m trying to figure out how a wizard and a whale relate to the NBA Lottery.

I’m going out on a limb and saying you shouldn’t nod your head at the stall’s occupant while doing your best Kilroy impression. That’s just uncouth.

They’ll only be winners if they don’t end up on the pole.

These guys definitely got their just deserts.

That would be the only thing that's justified.

...and....?

Woof. Rough year. I watch Liverpool with my kid, but Bournemouth stole my heart when I watched their first EPL game and I saw that their stadium was absolutely tiny. Go Cherries!

I am NOT a soccer fan, but my kids got me started watching the EPL this year, and one is a Liverpool fan. Klopp is just fun. And the team is fun to watch.

Just, no. Fuck that guy.

He’s clearly not wearing enough flair. That’s not even the minimum.

True lifters know there’s only one reliable source of knowledge on YouTube — DOM MAZZETTI. BroScienceLife FTW.

Yep. It’s the taint of used cars.

Jason needs to come to Miami. We’ll show him some high-dollar whores! And our politicians aren't cheap, either!

$250 on Bournemouth! Those Cherries are gonna pop!

I’mullet you finish, but OKC had the best season OF ALL TIME.

I was worried that I was the only person who immediately thought of a sheepfucking joke when I saw this picture. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just not my bag. +1 enabling dog.

Depends on how nicely you ask the sheep