Really? I always got the “ice cold off the raw bar” vibe from her.

EXACTLY. What is amazing is that the Dolphins — who effectively lost their No 3 overall draft pick, Dion Jordan, because he couldn’t or wouldn’t stop smoking weed — took this risk.

He’s going to put the extra time off to good use, and will consult with Jason Kidd.

That’s not a loophole. Now THAT is a loophole...

Toyota never would have thought of that.

I’d say “top 5 celebrity rapist” but unfortunately there’s too damn many — Polanski, Cosby, Darren Sharper, etc.

I saw that game in person. It was amazing. We’re Heat fans but had no expectation they could win; we figured it would be great to see Jordan. I can't remember ever seeing such an out-of-the-blue win like that.

Social media is a huge part of any real workout routine. They may not be able to see the pump, but they know it’s there.

Hey now. Sometimes she’s the Mountie, sometimes she’s the Mounter.

Everything is unresolved, except death. And that blowjob you gave the hobo in the men’s room. We all know how that ended. Enjoy Arby’s.

Seriously. I want to tell her to go fuck herself, but she appears to have that covered.

Why should I change my name? He’s the one that sucks!

See, I would totally go straight to the real classics...and make a complete ass out of myself, but I would make myself laugh.

I dunno, it looks like the real question is, “Who’s going to pay the rent and give/receive an occasional handjob?” Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but they may want to reword the craigslist post.

Hi, my name’s literally a pseudonym, and I also hated MMFR.

Especially if you do all of that at the same time...

And does New Potential Stranger Roommate have a bigger couch? Because you guys look, well, more than a little close there.

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find it.

To quote my high school baseball coach, when someone gave an idiotic “what if” explanation for a bad baserunning decision:

Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”