Maybe I’m wrong, but I thought the kicking team has to line up with 5 men on each side of the ball. UNC lined up with 6 on one side (because of their fake kicker). I thought that was the penalty. That also makes sense because, like a “12 men on the field” call, you can’t identify a particular player who committed the…

“And my Axe Body Spray!”

+1 Hail Mary and +2 Our Fathers

Indy 500 road head! How awesome is that?!?

Don’t forget the asshole (Bolian) who was racing cross-country, proudly showing off his radar detectors and jammers, and his ridiculous bomb-on-wheels gas tank mod. EVERYONE needs to keep this shit off the streets and take it on the track. And Jalopnik should take that same stance with EVERYONE.

How is this asshole any different from the other asshole you guys lauded the other day? Story: Asshole Races Cross-Country, Jalopnik Loves It

I scream

The Miami job would make a lot of sense for Richt, who went to school there.

Herzer?!? He just met her!

That’s GGG to a pretty far extreme. She’s so far beyond GGG, she’s actually GGGG - Good, Giving, and as Game as Gerde.

Yep, they lost their groove. The story of that song is one of the most fucked up rock n roll stories I know; only Axl would do that to a band mate.

The Thin Black-and-White Line

I’m always amazed that Steven Adler didn’t quit over those two minutes in Rocket Queen...

Yeah, you were right here in Miami. Fucking Dan Campbell.

I’m with you. Fuck this guy.

I understand that the car’s intended use is highly controversial, and personally I find driving across the country at enormous speed to be risky, dangerous, and ultimately unnecessary.

Since he’s doing this on public roads, let’s just hope he’s the only one.

I’m just giving credit where credit is due. Even if you have a “no Dutch auction” rule, some AD is going to call another AD and say, “We’ll play your sorry ass in the bowl game if you commit to giving us 5 home basketball games and 5 home football games for the high price of...nothing.”

That would be fun, but every team would “call out” the schmuck who’s willing to come while getting paid the lowest amount of their share...might as well rename them the Dutch Auction Bowl brought to you by Standard & Poor’s.