Book your tickets now to the Thunderbird Drunken Pity Fuck and Bad Decisions Bowl in Minneapolis!

Losing out to Blane like this must make Kap feel just Ducky.

Better than Hand Banana? That one’s warped—especially the closing shot of Master Shake in the window—but kills me.

Absolutely right on both points. That was some high-octane shade she just threw, and this dipshit deserved all of it.

It’s the Mazda GLC-SAF (Sporty As Fuck). Duh.

All those generations will be lost in tissue, like tears...in...rain. Time to jack it.

The headlights have to be the eyes because you need ALL of the windshield to make this much forehead!

Good explanation! I’m red-green colorblind. When I first tuned in there was a play where I would have sworn everyone within 15 yards of the ball was on the same team, and I knew that wasn’t right. I had to start looking a bit closer and quickly realized that game wasn’t worth the effort...

DSLs are usually marketed as an upgrade for highway driving, but I like the way you think!

All of the fuckwits you mentioned as Red Sox fans are ALSO fans of the Celtics, Patriots, and (depending on the year) the Bruins. So aren’t you really looking for the team with the fifth-worst celebrity fans?

In this context, “bicycle spokes” means something completely unrelated to transportation.

You’re right, I was wrong, it’s a 2007. I’ll now serve my internet penance by watching 2girls1cup on my work computer.

Thanks - maybe I’ll have that checked out. I’ve driven the car a bit and don’t understand the hate it seems to draw around here. But then, I’m driving (and loving) an FX right now, so what do I know.

Yeah, it’s a no-brainer unless there’s some major problem - and even then, I can always sell it or trade it in. (It’s a true no-strings deal for me.) It may just be noise like you’ve experienced, since the tire seemed like it was in fine condition. History is spotless; no accidents, all services done.

Q (heh) for you: I have the opportunity to get (for free) a 2008 G35 coupe, with 14k miles. It seems like it’s in good condition. The only thing I noticed is a very weird rumbling from the front right wheel when the car’s going between 15 and 25 mph. It’s triggered by speed, because I feel the rumble when…

Rule 34 is a bitch.

But does someone who uses that many question marks really deserve to keep their kids?

1 Girl 2 Cups?

“Qualifications?”

Pre-roids Carrot Top.