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I don’t know what a “7-inch ring mold” is.

Damn. I never realized how powerful my hashtags are!

That would be awesome! With him as UVA coach, Miami should be able to beat the ‘Hoos again...(you can do better. seriously.)

Hell, it only comes in third for the weekend!

Holy shit does that look fun...

You know what comes next...

I agree that Andrew picked the wrong Kurt Russell character. I nominated Jack Burton, so we could cruise around in the Pork Chop Express.

I’ll play off your idea and say Jack Burton, so we can ride around in the Pork Chop Express.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Watson is a great analogy, mainly because (IIRC) its answers were either right or spectacularly wrong. And it was usually an issue of context that led to the spectacularly wrong answers, which supports the concerns raised here.

Genius! Pull down the hat far enough, it’ll cover your ears and you can’t hear her complain!

Good lord. This guy is in the wrong place at the wrong time more often than John McClane.

I starred you — but in fairness, with every team in every sport and in every city, whenever they do those cutaway shots you immediately look at the screen and think, “That fuckin’ guy...”

The Old Man and the C-lister

He will forgive you, and then he will lay you down on sheets of the finest satin and hit that all night long, doggy style.

Might as well, because then you can promote some assistants to see if they can step up as decent coordinators. You can’t fire all 3 mid season, even if they deserve it, right?

I’m glad to see you’re still alive, even after Aaron threw you under that bus!

So you made a bad decision to commemorate a good decision.

My grass is really green here in Miami. Because too much rain. And when it isn’t raining, this time of year it’s 90+ with ridiculous humidity. The only thing growing faster than my lawn is the fungus on my balls.