Great article! You inspired me to double up on preworkout. Let’s wipe that fat up! #fuckyeahfacetingles

Miami joins in your opinion. Fuck summer. Now I gotta towel off my balls.

Cheque yourself before you wreque yourself!

C’mon, man, let it fly. #ShartsDontWait

No matter how this turns out, it won’t be a Shocker.

Here’s one — an Infiniti G35, there’s a weird rumbling from the front wheel/tire BUT ONLY when the car is going between 17-25 MPH. It doesn’t seem to be an engine problem because the RPMs don’t seem to matter; it does this when slowing down, coasting, or accelerating. Any ideas? Seems to be from the front right.

Who’s got a thumb and three stumps and won’t sign his tender offer?

Like Mecca, it's definitely BYOB.

Yep. And they have the smaller EX (though both are now QX-something in the new nomenclature).

I could only think one thing when I saw those wheels...

Hey DaVinci! Use landscape mode next time, you dumbass!

Do you...not?

I’m with you. My old man can’t fix anything. When he got a new boat, I told him he should name it “Shit! Shit! Shit!” because every time he tried to fix anything, it would end 15 minutes later with him yelling “Shit! Shit! Shit!” hitting the project with a hammer, then calling a pro.

And you admit that?!?

Play guitar. On bad days, play some thrash/punk/metal followed by our setlist of rock/pop. On good days, go through my band’s set list, and noodle around to just about anything.

your huge-ass

That’s out of line, man. People got hurt — this was a heartwrenching accident, and not a time for jokes.

This is burying the lede...

How is the size of the MP lightning plug? I have a LifeProof case, and the Apple cords fit without removing the case but most other ones don’t.

+1 man in the canoe