Hey now! It’s not like he said he was going to take your attorney, Steve Lehto, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call him again.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Even purists agree that putting an aftermarket Tawny Kitaen on your car will increase its value and desirability.

The box is kind of janky. I think it would be better if you mounted a jack plate on the wall (like on the back of a speaker) and “plugged” into that.

I have the Jaybird Sprints and use the over-ear loops. How well do those in-ear anchor things work, and how comfortable are they?

“This should cover me for the week.” [hands over $70]

Jim Abbott just retweeted this.

It looks like a blast, but at 6’4” and 250 lbs, I think I’d look like Dino from the Flintstones...

I think this is an Internet first — all of the stupidity is in the article, and all of the intelligent thoughts are in the comments.

Reminds me of an old joke:

I’m mean and schizophrenic, so I-N-I! really laughed hard at this.

Beer crossing!

Sounds serious. So you’re saying all the bitches should leave?

I used to live in La Canada. Had to listen to the damn sport bikes get wound up as they went up that road every weekend. Now I live in Miami and wish I heard that noise, because it would mean that I had canyons to drive...

In case you missed their new home:

I think the investigation needs to begin and end at TheChive.

Get super depressed from a break up and dont eat for a couple weeks (optional, not recommended but its a good jump start)

You’re right, that behavior would get you sent to HR — but holy shit, my office would be so much better if certain people were living under the threat of a beatdown by their coworkers...

In fairness, Twitter beef with a guy named OldHorsecock would just be embarrassing.

Marry Trump for the cash, the lifestyle, and knowing he’ll divorce quickly anyway

My favorites were Larry Wilmore (“Black shows matter, John!”), Cenac, and of course Colbert.