I’m learning to fly, but I ain’t got wings

Brutal. You’d think he would have learned a lesson from the first time he got dropped by a Clif...

IIRC, the stadium deal says that he gets title (essentially) to the stadium after 5 years. So he’s going to stick around until then, and then sell the team with its shiny, new, taxpayer-funded stadium added to the sale price- while we continue to pay for the damn thing for 30 more years. I don’t know if I hate him or…

exactly.

I still can’t find the man in the boat in this picture.

I always liked those kind of high wheels, too.

I hadn’t thought of the tray, though it didn’t matter because I didn’t have access to a planer of any size. I kept thinking that I could have glued up the top in two halves, planed each half, then glued the two halves together. Thankfully, my glue job wasn’t completely horrible, and the belt sander did its work well…

Is it wrong that I’m vacillating between “That’s fucked up” and “Fuck that guy”? Seems like a crappy way to learn that your deal’s not getting renewed, but then again, fuck that guy...

I built something similar with 1x2’s on edge for the top, but I never finished it that nicely and have yet to put on the vises. It’s a great project, though I wish I’d had access to a surface planer for the top instead of a belt sander.

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Wow! Just like, for example, the criminal justice system, or employment, and just about everything else in the goddamn world? Who’da thunk it?

I’m glad someone is still tonguing Jeter’s ass.

Yeah, this is the stupidest thing I’ve read in a while. Kids can be a pain in the ass — as the father of twins, I get that. But that’s the burden you bear for the great times, which far outweigh any of the burdens. And keeping them safe, even when it’s not the most convenient thing for you, is the only way to make…

Sounds awesome! What’s the shell? And did you or will you do anything to improve the seats and seat belts?

Here’s a softball for you — what exactly are you doing? I used to drive a ‘64 convertible and loved it. My thought was to buy an old one and beef up the engine, brakes, and suspension. Maybe find a non-visible bluetooth solution to link my phone so I won’t be stuck with AM radio? Find a way to help the seats be less…

Great description. I take a double-dose of Metamucil every night. Each morning, I have a choice about what I do first - walk the dogs or take a shit? My dogs are not patient. But once that dump starts coming, there’s no stopping it.

Where’s that Allison Williams booty-eating gif when you need it?

They’ll have “One in a Million” by Guns ‘n Roses playing in the background.

QB’s by Benetton.

I appreciated the breadth of that paragraph — he covered all levels from the ridiculous “ribbed” joke up to the sublime “miles” joke. Bravo.