This. So much this. There is never a time that a cheap shot on Dunleavy is “uncalled for.”

+1 donut on your lawn

Anyone else see some parallels between Winston/Mariota and Manning/Leaf? Some people thought Manning didn’t have the arm or the skill for the NFL, while Leaf had a cannon of an arm and a pea for a brain. (I’ll admit I thought Leaf would be a better NFL QB than Manning.) Not that comparing either of these two against…

I was going to mock you and call you a waffling pussy. Then I thought, “I bet someone has already photoshopped a picture of a waffle to look like a pussy because, well, internet and Rule 34.” So I Googled “waffle pussy.”

Dammit! Now who’s gonna tell me which cheerleader I should think of while I beat off?!?

So go post-hipster ironic and throw a golf umbrella in there. Or use it to bring a baguette home from Whole Foods. The world is your oyster!

Had the old 900 Turbo (ca. 1990?); the turbo lag on that was astounding, but sweet once it kicked in. I was thinking about replacing my midsize SUV recently, and asked my wife, “Why can’t I find anything like the old Saab 900?

No Jayne Mansfield?

Jordan is living proof:

He swears he tried to type “vaginals” but it just slipped and went into “anals,” but he’ll be careful so it never happens again, you know he’d never do that to you on purpose, right? We OK, baby? Love you!

We are not Chosen.

crafting Rand Paul fan fiction

Fair enough. My balls and I are in Florida, so humidity is unavoidable.

Fair enough. My balls and I are in Florida, so humidity is unavoidable.

I had the same thought. None of these idiots live anywhere warm. My balls would create their own jungle fungus and rot off if I wore any of this shit.

I had the same thought. None of these idiots live anywhere warm. My balls would create their own jungle fungus and…

Holy shit that looks fun!

I’d say wagons are alive and well, because one of my law partners just got a wagon.

If she had real T-Rex arms, she wouldn't be able to button/tie her own shirt...

I think the MRSA ate your shoe...

That's a tactical tool vest.

Jets? Rivers?!? CRASH?!?!?!?