Hurricane Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight?

Well, I shot on his best friend's mother in law first!

Here, let's fix that for him:

Land of the Free [to speak up in support of the new] Home of the Braves

I did a two-person kayak with my wife once. Once.

I've purchased used from Guitar Center and gotten good results, and one used off eBay that was fine. But I'm really picky about the sellers, and usually buy things that I intend to mod (like Boss pedals that I want to send to Keeley) anyway.

Incorrect. Had it been the Pixies' own version of that song it would be OK, but the commercial version kills me. Especially because they have two bass players...who do they think they are, Ned's Atomic Dustbin?

Exactly. Hate to date myself, but over 20 years ago (!) my freshman-year roommate was a lacrosse player that did a post-baccalaureate year at Exeter. A lot of kids do it so they can get their grades and test scores up, improve their game, and get into a better college. This is not news.

Not to mention that she was probably talking to another teacher for, like, half the song. Whatever. Bitch.

No. No, you do not.

A friend of mine is a scratch golfer. He played a round with his buddies from his high school golf team - two other desk jockeys, and a guy who was on the then-Nationwide tour. The three non-pros were talking about how they could play on the senior tour, and the pro got pissed. He told them, "I kicked your ass in…

Well, shit. Thanks for the correction.

100% agreed. That's not "impeding" — they just didn't help a chase pack. It's a really, really bad choice of words.

It's a violation of the fair debt collection practices act to collect a debt that has already been paid. There are attorneys who represent consumers in these suits on contingency. If the bank can't show all the records back to inception, they can't collect the loan. The beauty of the FDCPA is it (in effect) shifts…

Wow — judging by the look on Calipari's face, even HE is disgusted by having to hang out with Tucker Max.

"Girl fuck your cupcakes" from that Beyonce tweet is killing me.

5. Hudson

+3 alrights

Jesus. What the hell is that thing — a cross between ET, Gollum, and a T-rex?!? Their artwork is so bad it's almost more embarrassing than their homophobia.

To make things worse, that was his collection of Ass Pennies.