I'll take Sandman Slim's na'at or black knife over anything from theDresden Files.

It's like a hung-over version of The Residents costumes.

"Who's got two thumbs and wants an anonymous blowjob?"

That's the first time any of Fran Dunphy's players have made it to the second day of ANYTHING in about 15 years.

Re-Turn of the Screw

Yeah, but Brady Quinn is just tearing it up with Adam Lambert.

greeting whoever was responsible for a walkoff victory with a shaving cream-filled towel to the face

When my kids were young, they loved Scooby-Doo...and for some reason, some of the newer Scooby-Doo movies had decent soundtracks from groups like the Ramones. So I got my kids started on rock like the Ramones, Joan Jett, and Van Halen at a young age. When they were 9, they saved their money to buy the Metallica…

Where were you when our twins were being born?!? Doc said to me, "Look, dad, your first son!" Like an ass, I looked over the curtain. I kept my poker face until the doc said, "Look, dad, your second son!" and, in my hazy and exhausted state, I looked AGAIN .

He also wears number 36 — no, wait, 37.

Thats just how they roll at Skullfuckers and Boners.

BALLS AND SHIT!

Got tired of seeing his package get unpackaged

This is not the January/February issue we had planned.

Chick Hearn was late for the lunch meeting and disagrees with this statement. He also comes to Deadspin for the dick jokes, but stays to get away from rampant Baahhhstan homerism at the four letter network.

CIA Interviewer: Qualifications?

+12. I come here for the dick jokes, but stay for the Kommentariat performance art.

And nobody is going to believe this was an immaculate conception.

I'm glad he talked to her about these pictures, because her use of lighting is absolutely tragic.

Both Phillips and Graham went to the same school (Miami) — that might have something to with how Phillips reacted to the hit.