"I see a chalice on its side!"

From those pictures, these chicks were busted long before the cops arrived.

Redskins

And what fat fuck, its hour come round at last,

And what fat fuck, its hour come round at last,

We also would have accepted "What are things Bill Gates says about Windows"

So it's the Triumph of the Will-less?!?

Speaking of things that lick ass...

Ken Reeves — A few years with the Bulls, then blew out a knee and was reduced to schooling Coolidge and Thorpe in the Carver gym.

Elle Macpherson: Google the movie "Sirens" — full frontal. And it is magnificent.

Even if the miners were given 33 blow-up dolls, the potential for messing with each other would be too high. Who wouldn't take some other guy's doll and fuck the mouth-hole, just to mess with him?

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I'm with you. Mine was pretty damn clean for a port-a-potty, and most importantly, I GOT LAID. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: At least AJ has the sense not to get strung along with this caper.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Same here. Mrs. P_B and I got stuck in a rainstorm at a small art festival about a year after we got married. We found refuge in a handicapped-size port-a-potty. Well, yadda yadda yadda, the rain ended and we saw the rest of the show. That was over 10 years ago; I love my wife more…

IT'S THE ABS!