Has the phrase “droit du seigneur” occurred to anyone but me?

Marla was only married to him for about three years (married December 1993; separated May 1997). Melania’s been married to him nearly fifteen years (January 2005). That’s what really affects the payouts in pre-nup agreements. Melania would get MUCH more.

She’s not going anywhere. Her plan is to be his widow. She isn’t unhappy with her life. She doesn’t disagree with his policies or his politics. Would she prefer her former life, reading magazines, doing Pilates, wintering in PB, and hanging out with her sister, sure. But she’s quite happy with her role as Flotus.

I was a medieval studies minor in college, and we definitely watched Jones’ series in a class, because it was about as accurate a travelogue as you could have gotten at the time. Enormously entertaining, too.

I love the Crusades series, I watch it through once a year. Love all his documentaries, like Rome, Egypt, Medieval life, and sex and so on.

Terry Jones has also done some wonderfully entertaining and informative shows about life during different eras, like Medieval Times.  He and Tony Robinson (Baldric from Blackadder) are great history teachers.

Terry Jones hosted “The Story of 1", a doc about the history of numbers.

Michael Palin did a travel show as early as 1980 for the BBC called Great Railway Journeys of the World (later shortened to Great Railway Journeys).

Whatever distracts Cara from acting is fine by me. 

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

I wanna put a flaming bag of dog shit outside his door so badly.

Jennifer Garner is down at the border working with Save the Children (the first time in its storied history that organization has had to set up shop inside the US). She’s literally the anti-Melania.

Not going to fall for that one.

“people without bank accounts”

If he were to try to overtake the government history would record it as “The Little Douche Coup”

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

There’s a place near me that has an amazing non-cheese pie with prosciutto, arugula, and a simple olive oil/garlic sauce (it’s not really a sauce more... a brushing onto the dough) so maybe try that combo, if available?

Are you seriously suggesting a $300+ sleeping bag for a first timer? That seems ridiculous and absurd.

Are you seriously suggesting a $300+ sleeping bag for a first timer? That seems ridiculous and absurd.