Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

You can, like, totally taste the Hawaiian vibe, dude!

Extra paprika and, honestly, a bit of standard Tabasco sauce. It’s wonderful.

We are a proving ground for every conservative bad idea. Every fucking awful thing that hits national news from a backwater state has already shit the bed in my home state.

I’m a driver. There’s 2 computer interactions. The first is when the complete order is cleared from the screen. ALL of the order should be in the oven at that time (a lot of stores cheat, though). Each oven has a specific time the food takes to go through it. It varies slightly from store to store and each oven time…

Here’s what he did. VanHooker had a hunch that the Pizza Tracker might be bullshit.

This is what that should read

Don Jr. paid enough to have a ghost writer write a book is his name.

These are men who went into the most dangerous places on earth with a job to defend us and made tough calls on a moment’s notice

Meanwhile, at Kolfage’s home office, he compiles a list of “Friends” from Facebook.

I am always surprised when someone finds their straw that broke the camel’s back, but I think that it’s one of those things where when you pause and try to look at it outside the fog of the Trump era, it is really a big holy shit moment. The AG lied under oath to protect a president who was found to be obstructing…

We get it.

McDowell’s on the other hand might be worth the risk.

The sad part? I 1000% believe this could be true.

Dear Rod Rosenstein,

GUNDERWEAR!

She made her choice(s).  Fuck ‘er.

My brain hurts too. IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT.

I totally agree and can I just say that “whackkafucked” is now my new favorite word?  Should probably have 3 Ks in it since it's Drumpf though.

It is the Trump Time Dilation effect. Every year feels like 20 years and memories fade at the same rate.