pschroeter
pschroeter
9/9/19
10:25 AM
310

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

8/31/19
4:36 PM
61

I had never seen this before, and it is now my favorite clip of the moment. Thank you!

8/26/19
9:22 AM
125

You gotta ask yourself which is worse: skipping this important meeting, not knowing when the meeting is happening, or thinking this meeting is “Niche” and unimportant.

8/26/19
9:08 AM
28

Going through Trump’s mind: “I don’t like the way Melania and Ivanka look at this jagoff. His country doesn’t even have nukes and their money looks like it came from a Monopoly set. He’s not even that good looking. Certainly not anywhere as good looking as me. I bet he inherited his money. I started with nothing and ma

8/22/19
5:42 PM
49

Kinda wish Pan’d done the same as Buzz Aldrin — when he was being harassed by a Moon landing hoaxer — and punched him in the mouth.

8/22/19
3:31 PM
24

First, there’s no mechanism to make dust, as we know it here, other than the stray impactor. Any ejecta from a collision would have an escape velocity higher than the microgravity of the object. 

8/22/19
10:32 AM
4

Yup and she cries until I dig them all back out.

Yup and she cries until I dig them all back out.

8/22/19
8:59 AM
2

I thought I’d seen this before! Well, I guess there’s nothing new in the world, so they just recycle stuff. Better for the environment.....

8/22/19
3:59 AM
4

If your cat is anything like mine, those sparkly balls are going underneath all the furniture in like 5 minutes.

If your cat is anything like mine, those sparkly balls are going underneath all the furniture in like 5 minutes.

8/15/19
1:40 PM
43

Unfortunately, because it’s an opinion, it’s neither. The bar for libel (which it would be, since it’s in print) is pretty high, and just saying, “You hate so-and-so” isn’t an actionable statement because it’s not something that can be proven or disproven. Which sucks, but does mean that I can say “Trump hates