Sep 6

I hadn’t even heard of the 1619 Project until Featless(a typo, and it stays) Leader started frothing at the mouth about it. So, of course I had to go and give them clicks. I’m sure this will backfire on him as much as everything else does. Take that you rancid blob of sentient spray tan!

Aug 28

Now, to be fair to Rand Paul, he’s a disgusting and vile human being who should be shunned by everyone who comes into contact with him, and would probably be considered the most unpleasant and horrible person in Congress if he weren’t overshadowed by the blinding light that is Ted Cruz.

Aug 21

Initial thoughts on the desktop refresh. Other than the dark mode option...

Aug 21

If some brilliant cyber person hacks Dump’s media so it only shows the Sharknado movies from now on, I will buy them a unicorn.

Jul 19

Saw it described as the Happiest Plague on Earth.

Jul 19

And it’s not like Fischoder doesn’t have enough problems with the space next door, I see it’s available again. 

Jul 18

I’m pretty sure he knows by now that you don’t cross Louise like that without consequences.

Jun 23

I have not seen him demonstrate that he doesn’t know what “per capita basis” means. Le sigh. (Edit: I haven’t seen it yet, but 100% believe it.) Read more

Jun 7

If Hollywood has taught me anything, the next action movie will feature a monster/alien/meteor/tornado/huge mechanical robot that specifically targets the bridge because of the noise.

Jun 5

I hope Donald Trump dies a slow, horrible, lingering, painful death where his body fails him piece by piece yet his mind remains fully intact so that he's completely aware of everything that's happening. 

Feb 19

This is Larry Tesler. He invented the copy and paste command.

Feb 11

Every day, I’m amazed at how the depth of my hatred for the Orange Shit Stain can increase. I truly did not believe myself capable of this much disdain. And I am an angry bitch.

Feb 5

I like Nancy Pelosi ripping up the speech; as others have noted, it’s a small gesture to keep the Democratic base reminded of how much of a shit 45* is. Read more

Jan 28

He always reminds me of Christian Bale’s character in American Psycho.

Jan 28

So perhaps it’s the wake-and-bake, but I literally have no clue why he’s even using this? Why is he using Billy’s mind-blowing fabulousness to describe “me” when he’s talking about the kids of politicians (not that his pos father is really a politician)? Is it about the hat?

Jan 22

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Jan 18

There are plenty of band that are composed of porn stars. Unfortunately their songs don’t last more than 30 seconds.

Jan 14

It’s really no surprise that some teenage boys love Trump. Read more

Jan 5

Projection is a helluva drug.