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2/14/20
3:06 PM
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All I know is I very, very fondly remember a time when the ads stayed outside the videos.

2/13/20
1:45 PM
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I always assumed Trump was boinking her. Maybe she agreed to wear the Hillary Clinton wig again.

2/13/20
2:06 AM
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I’m still waiting for a woman to come forward with her playboy Donald Trump paid for my abortion story. Heck, I believe there are many kids out their with Trump’s DNA who don’t have his name.

2/5/20
7:08 PM
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Every scene I’ve watched on Youtube have made me want to watch the first chance I get. It reminded me of a Wes Anderson film.

2/3/20
12:46 PM
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My current attitude towards Bernie Sanders is while both he and Biden are old men, Sanders looks old and recently had a heart attack. BTW, four weeks from today I’ll be 64. I’ll never forgive Sanders for walking of the floor of 2016 Democratic Convention in a huff immediately after turning his delegates to Clinton. I Read more

2/2/20
12:16 PM
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The Super Bowl is on tonight? Great, it’ll give me a chance to watch the rest of Dr. Zhivago.

1/30/20
2:15 PM
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Someone please ask Trump Jr. if the story I read somewhere is true, that once when Trump Sr came to pick him up at school and found him not wearing a business suit his father slapped him and made him change clothes.

1/30/20
1:50 PM
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“War Mustache Goes to Washington” from March 2018 is my all time favorite Jezebel, possibly anywhere, article title.
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1/30/20
1:45 PM
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He wouldn’t be by any chance be for pseudoscientific anti-homosexuality conversion therapies?

1/20/20
10:58 AM
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Years ago TCM ran a Studio Ghibli movie every week and every week I discovered a new movie that became a personal favorite. It was a magical time. I consider Spirited Away the equal of The Wizard of Oz.

1/12/20
4:41 PM
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It’s been 25 years since I was a lab tech who hung around the ER a lot, but chest pain and shortness of breath always got you a quick trip to the back to see a doctor and often got you put in room 1 or 2 the crisis rooms.

1/10/20
7:30 PM
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Here’s hoping Kushner’s stint as Trump’s campaign manager works out just as well as it did for Manafort.

1/8/20
12:06 AM
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What I’m hoping for is this is the year we get a Dune movie that makes me completely happy. I’m still waiting for a period faithful War of the Worlds that I’m satisfied with.

1/7/20
11:55 AM
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I really really wish the secret service that guards former First Lady Clinton would go have a talk with the little shit, preferably in a dark basement.

1/7/20
11:50 AM
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During the winter my father leaves a kettle of water on the stove on low heat all day for instant hot water. I’ve always wondered if an electric kettle on keep warm would use less energy than a gas stove burner on low.

1/6/20
4:32 PM
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I was torn deciding between these two. How long’s going to take? Two weeks.

1/6/20
12:39 PM
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I’ve always wanted to go up to Tom Hanks and tell him, “you can win Golden Globes and Academy Awards by the truckload, but Bachelor Party is still my favorite movie.”

1/3/20
3:19 PM
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BTW, since Trump was impeached last month I’ve been speculating on whether he would try to start a war to distract the country from his problems. Guess I was right.

1/2/20
2:04 PM
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I’m not so much afraid of Russia, China, and the United States having nuclear weapons. I’m terrified of Donald Trump having nuclear weapons.