Trump has turned America into a country where I serious wonder if the migrant caravans I hear about are actually Trump Republican false flag operations.

It’s not that the Democrats will be creating a bunch of NEW Trump investigations, it that the Trump Keister Attached Republican controlled House left such a huge backlog of investigations they weren’t inclined to start.

Because Trump the Landlord became rich (so hes says) because he was such a softie about collecting people’s late rent?

May they all unburden their troubled souls and claim some measure of redemption in the offices of Robert Mueller.

Once a year I get to make prime rib. And while I know from previous years how easy it is to make, each year I get nervous because it is a large expensive cut of meat. Each year I also can’t believe how little time it takes to cook. Last year I learned it really is worthwhile to make Yorkshire pudding.

“I’m sure if this happens it would be appropriate to call police, because, really, this at least must be trespassing or something. They’re not buying anything, not using the provided services, just being dicks.”
Imagine if they had left heir trucks parked in front of a gas pump for context.

So off the top of my head the Olympics need a permanent venue for the summer games in Greece, and another for the winter games someplace in The Alps?

Does this spell the beginning of the end for Trump? I mean, he can kill immigrant children on Christmas and kiss Kim Jong Un and Putin’s keister to his lips chafe, but surely the Republicans care about the Stock Market.

I love you name, it’s like two great names stuck together and it is making me giggle. Happy Holidays.

“Regular” bald, because nothing about Stephen Miller is “normal.”

Do you have a number on how many along the entire TWO-THOUSAND miles are willing?

I wouldn’t be so sure.

I wouldn’t be so sure.

My original recipe is good but thin, and I’ve been tweaking it since.

14 million dollars wouldn’t even cover the cost of the bottled water that will have to be supplied to the builders of the wall. It won’t cover the cost of all the eminent domain notices that will have to be sent.

The correct answer is one. Same with kidneys.

Someone who knows her says she purposely schedules her surgery on Fridays so she can recover over the weekend and go back to work on Monday.

I’ve seen Wolf Blitzer get less flustered standing in southern Arabia when the sirens go off for an imminent Scud missile attack.

Your comments on LED lights is dead on. I have this impression that the colors are too pure and piercing.